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Due to a post about me on the site known as Kiwi Farms (hi y'all!) I have had to be careful about posting on sites indexed by search engines where information about me or those close to me can be found.

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Clean Bandit - Rockabye ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie [Official Video]

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Quote of the Day

"I have The Joker of ovens: Some kitchen appliances just want to watch the world burn."

Quote of the Day

"Y'know, if you teach a dog to play fetch on purpose, it's awesome, but don't ever teach a cat to play fetch by accident. It will ruin your life. It turns into 'hey man, I'm a cat and I'm going to just MESS UP EVERYTHING until you throw this thing to me - also it is 5 in the morning! LET'S DO THIS!'"

Quote of the Day

"The best revenge is not living well. The best revenge is revenge."
~ Margaret Cho

Quote of the Day

"People who want a divorce are very single minded."

~ Luis

Quote of the Day

Gabrielle: "Hey, can you throw me my Buspar?"

Donald: "No, I ate it, sorry."

Gabrielle: "Well, that's unfortunate...I'm not sure you CAN overdose on an anxiety med, actually..."

Donald: "Either way, I won't really be worried about it!!! Yeah? Yeah?"

Quote of the Day

"I think I'm quite possibly the only guy who would blow a kiss to his girl over Skype, then follow up with "Allow 3-6 weeks delivery."

~ Cole

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