Quote of the Day

"All I know is Frosty is a criminal, a freakish being made of ice, somehow animated with the blood of demons."

~ Jason 

trivia

I was once mistaken for a male on the phone.

Quote of the Day

"If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' Facebook kept this one quiet." 
~ Katie

funny/awkward/awful things said to me while making out

- "Man, I hope [girl he wants to ask out] kisses as good as you..."
- *disappointed sigh* "You're a nerd girl, I guess I shouldn't expect you to know how to please a man."
- Not actually a quote, but one guy had this way of slipping into an inadvertent Irish accent when he was feeling both tired & turned on. It was fantastic.
- "You're such a good friend."
- "Someday you'll find the man for you."

Quote of the Day

"So are they gonna film Breaking Dawn? I've always wanted to see a movie where a werewolf falls in love with a baby."
~ Taylor

Quote of the Day

Gabrielle: "RIP John Lennon...[facebook status]"

Katie: "Is your news feed lagging, Gabes? Cause I'm pretty sure John Lennon died like 30 years ago..."