Quote of the Day

[11:46] Cole: I love cops with a sense of humor.
[11:46] Cole: I got pulled over by one while I was eating my fries while riding my bike.
[11:46] Cole: He goes "Son, did you know there's a two hundred dollar fine for riding a bike without using your hands?"
[11:46] Cole: I reply "What about unicycles?"
[11:46] Cole: "Oh, they're exempt."
[11:46] Cole: "Well, this is a regulation two-wheeled unicycle with an optional handlebar attachment."
[11:47] Cole: "Oh? *chuckle* Well then, carry on."

The Orange

by Wendy Cope

At lunchtime I bought a huge orange
The size of it made us all laugh.
I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave—
They got quarters and I had a half.

And that orange it made me so happy,
As ordinary things often do
Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park
This is peace and contentment. It’s new.

The rest of the day was quite easy.
I did all my jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over.
I love you. I’m glad I exist.

oh god

Star Wars sandwich cutters! Want want want want.

Quote of the Day

"Because of their track record of killing Americans, I can't support the construction of a Ground Zero McDonald's."
~ Anil Dash

:|

"In one of the first military commissions held under the Obama administration, a US military judge has ruled that confessions obtained by threatening the subject with rape are admissible in court."

I...don't know what to say here, really.

Quote of the Day

"The catbus in Totoro is so unrealistic. No cat would actually help people."
~ Cole