Nick Friggin [Conspirafag]: I want a quote! Hold on. Let me make a good quote.
LogicGal VonMarie: lawl. BE ORIGINAL
Nick Friggin [Conspirafag]: Um....fuck, this is hard.
“I don’t know about bores. Maybe you shouldn’t feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to them. They don’t hurt anybody most of them, and maybe they’re all terrific whistlers or something. Who the hell knows? Not me.” ~ Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
If you can vote yourself enormous pay-offs while shutting factories down and sacking staff; if you can ignore the human cost of lay-offs and go skipping blithely backwards with a laugh; if you can raid a pension fund for profit and claim you're well entitled to being boss, advising those objecting to come off it for chaps like you must never take a loss;
if you can urge the jobless to rely on market forces to get them back on track; if while war's waged you keep a beady eye on large profits to be stolen from Iraq; if you can fix the game to boost your fortune whilst those you've robbed are left to beg for bread and tell them it's a temporary distortion and better times are waiting up ahead;
if you can snatch a public service (via a PFI, which means the public pay); if you can hoist your income even higher and when the service crashes walk away; if you can count your gold without a flicker of conscience or one moment of self-doubt, and go on looting, looting even quicker in case the stream of money should run out;
if you can shout that working folk are greedy, expecting job security and such; if you can blame the undeserving needy for problems, for they're asking far too much; if you can fall asleep inside a minute after a day of thieving just for fun, yours is the earth and everything that's in it, and - more - you'll be a capitalist, my son.