mirrors

I look at myself, and I don't know what he sees that he thinks is beautiful. I don't understand. But I stop looking and go involve myself in something else, knowing that if I look any longer, it will make it even harder to believe him than it already is.

Quote of the Day

"I just added a 3 1/2lb axe with a 36in fiberglass handle to my Amazon wishlist, and rather than suggesting the 8lb maul I expected, Amazon thought it fit to suggestGlee."
~ David

Quote of the Day

"Well, that certainly was an interesting use for a banana. Now go wash your hands. And burn the banana."
~ Sleep Talkin' Man

sigh

It's always...incredibly irritating to realize I shaved my legs and, somehow, missed an entire STRIPE of hair.

It's like a racing stripe or something, now. On *one* leg.

...

zoom zoom

Quote of the Day

"NOOOOOOOO... Excuse me while I go asphyxiate myself."
~ Terry

Quote of the Day

"Check out the website! We've got a Widget. I mean, a real widget. It's like a doohickey but it widgets better."
~ Neil Gaiman

:DDDD

I d'awwwed forever and ever and ever - Upular Remix.

why legal immigration sucks

Despite being, y'know, legal.

Quote of the Day

"Spotted a Great Crested Flycatcher today - a name which really ought to go to a more impressive bird. The GCF is pretty enough, in an olive-and-rust-and-yellow sort of way, but if you’re gonna saddle something with 'Great Crested Flycatcher' they ought to be a foot tall, chartreuse and vermilion and shocking pink, with anime-style haircuts."
~ Ursula Vernon

Quote of the Day

"Yeah, and Will's over there in a fistfight...well, actually more of a sword-versus-fingernails fight, but you get the idea."
~ Donald

hahaha. BRILLIANT.

Why have I never heard of this before?!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Dreadnought Hoax.

P.S. BUNGA BUNGA

weekends are FUN

The plan was to go over to Donald's on Friday. He asked what time. I said jokingly, "Come Friday night, leave Sunday night?" There was much mutual-shifty-eyed-ness over the fact that neither of us would really mind doing so all that much. But originally the plan was nailed down to say that I would come over roughly dinnertime & stay over till sometime Saturday. I brought pjs. Prepared Gabrielle is prepared.

Or so I thought.

I ended up actually staying till past midnight on Sunday.

The moral of the story is, never make jokes. Fate will make them come true, just to screw with you....Okay, maybe that isn't the moral. I'm too generally pleased with life right now to invent morals. Things are good. Really good.

Quote of the Day

David: "What's with the new Doctor Who logo? I disapprove of this greatly."

Gabrielle: "Haha. Not a fan?"

David: "I dislike the DW in the middle. DW is Darkwing Duck, and everybody knows it."