funny/awkward/awful things said to me while making out

- "Man, I hope [girl he wants to ask out] kisses as good as you..."
- *disappointed sigh* "You're a nerd girl, I guess I shouldn't expect you to know how to please a man."
- Not actually a quote, but one guy had this way of slipping into an inadvertent Irish accent when he was feeling both tired & turned on. It was fantastic.
- "You're such a good friend."
- "Someday you'll find the man for you."