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Why am I posting this on here? Because I posted it on an Xanga account that hasn't been used in four years, and I kind of doubt it'll see the light of day otherwise. AND I AM ARROGANT AND WANT PEOPLE TO READ IT. DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD

I basically quoted the guy at length and then inserted my thoughts in brackets, then added a little postscript. Tada.

Anything in quotes = "HIM". Anything in brackets/italics/bolds = [ME.]

"So I was talking to a friend yesterday, who, like any other decent guy [or woman, who has ever had any contact with a female in the course of their entire life, really], has some women problems...

...But that's a guy thinking, and generally our brains operate with logic, something that most women, not all, but most, don't possess [don't make obvious use of, it seems, at times]...

...I know I'm a [self-described] nice guy who's in a long term relationship with a girl right now. I consider myself lucky. My girlfriend actually likes it that I treat her with respect. Stunning, ain't it? [Yes, actually, particularly if you respond to her no-doubt-always-logically-based-and-OMIGOD-NEVER-emotionally-based-comments/thoughts the same way you responded to the girls quoted in the article that you utterly failed to link to.])...

...Whoops, that's the logic talking again [Wow, overuse of sarcasm much? These girls were logical and clear-headed in speaking their reasons for dating so-called 'asshole' guys. Give em a break. I know, I know, that's just the emotion talking again. Pshaw, right?]...

...Yeah. It's a real challenge to go out there, sieze the day, go out and be treated like a piece of dirt. Right. *cuckoo* [Actually, it is. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again...and expecting a different result! These girls are apparently not insane. They do the same thing over and over again and are ENTIRELY AWARE of the result it will eventually engender. Not insane. Just stupid, at least if they simultaneously profess any hope of getting with a guy who doesn't need 'fixing,' AKA a cliched fairy-tale 'happy ending.']...

...This chick deserves the award for dumb bitch of the year. First, hot is still spelled with 1 t, having three does not make a person hotter, it makes them an idiot. Second, loud cars do not correlate with assholeness, unless this world is really that fucking retarded. [Slow down, Speedy Gonzales. Did she insert the "with 3 t's," or did you? If it was her, as I suspect, then STFU, she has a grasp of the concept commonly known as 'irony,' meaning she probably KNOWS the correct spelling (hence the paragraphical note), therefore not denoting how the person is more hot than the usual, unadapted word indicates, but doing a thing we English majors like to call EMPHASIZING. Google it. And yes, actually, loud cars DO correspond with assholeness, in that they indicate a general preference for aggression over passivity and a disregard for the opinions of others (that's my extended definition/inference of course; Wikipedia defines an asshole as "profanity towards someone the speaker does not like or whose behavior is hurtful, self-centered, or particularly abrasive."]...

...But that's the thing, they don't treat you nicely. Maybe breifly in order to get in the sack, but that's it. I still no comprendo. [Wrong again. Depends what kind of asshole. Some are nice all the time, but blunt using words to the point that others are led to call them derogatory terms such as just that, 'asshole.' In which case a girl could (possibly) be forgiven for befriending/dating/sleeping with one.]...

...Okay, I stand corrected. THIS chick wins award for dumb bitch of the year. [WHY? Jesus! She was honest. And her statement makes sense. If the thing one dislikes about nice guys is that they're passive, then dating an asshole so as to cause the nice guys to become jealous makes perfect sense! Why? When people are jealous/angry/insert expression of strong emotion here, it makes it harder for them to be passive. I assume this girl hopes her passively dating an asshole will cause the 'nice guys' to move out of THEIR usual passivity and be prodded to be bold. Really, the only thing you can fault her for is not being articulate.]...

... I think that often people mistakenly associate nice with dorky, when the two don't necessarily correlate. [Hey, don't diss dorky. Wikipedia defines dork as "USA pejorative slang for a quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same intelligence level." I am a geek/nerd/dork currently dating a nerd/geek/dork, and take umbrage with you placing the word in a negative context without explanation! :)]...

...Yes, a guy who wants to stick his dick in you, but simultaneously wants to NOT treat you like roadkill is obviously gay or wanna be gay. This is giving me a headache. [Stop using gay as an insult, you fag. ;P]...

...Sometimes you get what you deserve. A big, fat, dick. [LOL.]...

...So it's masculine to be a jerk? Nobody sent me a memo. [Just like it's feminine to be a bitch (in other words, HERE'S YOUR MEMO).]"

*whew* Sorry if all that was overly negative. In short, you're funny, but you can't simultaneously accuse an entire gender of being illogical 2/3 of the time and then go and be illogical yourself. It isn't fair, and it's MUCH too fun to poke fun at :D