free spirit? or just lazy?

I haven't worn eye makeup (pretty much the only kind of makeup I wear) in like 3 days. It's awesome - as someone with allergies that frequently express themselves through itchtastic eyes - to be able to kind of delicately rub 'em (sounds dirty, isn't dirty) a little bit without smearing eyeliner everywhere. Just have to worry about the eyeliner though - I've pretty much given up on mascara except for uber-special occasions.

Why? It's become an almost-written-in-stone rule of my life that wearing mascara on any particular day almost GUARANTEES that I will end up crying that day, and then it will run. I can hear the smart-alecks now - why don't you just wear waterproof mascara Gabrielle?

Because waterproof means fucking WATERPROOF. Not only proofed against the random tear or two, it also means at the end of the day when I wash my face, the mascara will still be there. I guess it isn't such a bad thing, I mean, unlike every other kind of makeup, which goes on your face and therefore will clog your pores if you don't take it off at some point, mascara just kind of chillaxes on your eyelashes. But. Still. It bothers me if I don't take it off. (Don't judge me!)

This has been Gabrielle's Random Rants. Thank you, come again...on that 'random' note, anyone seen Cop Out? Is it good? Just thought I'd ask...